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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:14:50 -0400

thief-0f-space: pizza: pizza: the yahoo staff are being...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:08:42 -0400

thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:59:26 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:13:13 -0400

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:06:13 -0400

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:02:26 -0400

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:50 -0400

oomshi: cayleeanthonysmom: oomshi: My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:00:42 -0400

oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:59:11 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT....

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:16:20 -0400

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

lolsebastian69: so i took a thermometer and went to the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:15:47 -0400

lolsebastian69:

so i took a thermometer and went to the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet with the thermometer in my hands and screamed and then yelled “i’m pregnant” in exasperation so my mom came running and snatched the thermometer from my hands and then she realized it was a thermometer

thefunniestpost: holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:37:00 -0400

thefunniestpost:

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Hysterical!

heychessikuh: basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try LOOK AT HOW MANY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:45:41 -0400

heychessikuh:

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:41:03 -0400

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

terezi-owns2: THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:26:34 -0400

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:24:10 -0400

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metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:14:28 -0400

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”

feistyvelvet: I CAN’T EVEN, OMG

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:56:04 -0400

feistyvelvet:

I CAN’T EVEN, OMG

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:54:57 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:29:36 -0400